For plant parents who keep it unhinged. The "Water Me Daddy" Tee is bold, cheeky, and unapologetically hilarious — because your plant humor should be as extra as your collection.
This isn't for the faint of heart. Featuring a thirsty plant that knows what it wants, this design is perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and zero chill about their leafy obsession. Made from lightweight, breathable 100% Airlume cotton, this unisex tee is soft and comfortable whether you're misting your monsteras, terrorizing the garden center staff, or making your friends question your life choices.
Why You'll Love It:
Premium comfort — soft, lightweight cotton that breathes and moves with you
Durable construction — ribbed collar, reinforced seams, and shoulder tape for lasting wear
Vibrant, detailed print — colors that pop and won't fade, even after multiple washes
Unisex fit — relaxed, flattering style that works for everyone
Perfect for DIY projects — ideal length and quality for creating a bold crop top!
Wear it to the plant nursery (and watch the reactions), brunch with your chaotic friends, or around the house while you overwater everything. It's conversation-starter approved and chaos incarnate.
✂️ DIY Crop Top Tip: This tee's quality construction makes it perfect for customizing into an edgy crop top — because why be subtle?
🎁 Gift Idea Alert: Perfect for your most unhinged plant-loving friend, the person who gets the joke, or anyone who appreciates bold humor. Not for your grandma (unless she's cool like that).
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Unlike your neediest plants, this shirt is low maintenance.
